TABS

About TABS

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is all about creating the most ridiculous clashes imaginable, no matter the time period or type of unit. Picture cavemen with spears charging straight into futuristic robots, or scarecrows hurling crows at medieval knights—that’s just another day in TABS. Your role is simple but surprisingly strategic: choose your mix of units, place them on the battlefield, and watch the chaos unfold.

The variety is endless. Ever wondered how a ninja would fare against a mammoth? Or what happens when a pirate captain takes on a squad of Valkyries? TABS lets you pit units from completely different eras against each other, all brought to life with quirky, wobbly physics. The units don’t move gracefully—they stumble, trip, and collide like they’ve had one too many, adding a hilarious layer of comedy to every fight.

Experiment with strategies as you set up your army. Do you spread them out across the field or pack them into one tight formation? Every choice changes the outcome, and since each unit has unique abilities, even small adjustments can flip the battle. The real charm of TABS lies in its unpredictability—no two fights ever play out the same. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, the game surprises you with some bizarre interaction between units. Whether it’s skeleton warriors clashing with flamethrowers or knights battling a flying reaper, you’ll keep coming back to dream up even more outrageous battles.