TABS

About TABS

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is all about creating a totally ridiculous clash between all sorts of units, no matter where or when they came from. Picture an army of spear-wielding cavemen stumbling headfirst into a line of futuristic robots, or a bunch of quirky scarecrows throwing crows at a mob of medieval knights – that’s just an ordinary day in TABS. Your job is simple but surprisingly strategic: pick a mix of units, place them on the battlefield, and watch the madness unfold.

There’s something for everyone when it comes to unit variety. Ever thought about what a ninja could do against a mammoth? Or what would happen if a pirate captain went up against an army of Valkyries? TABS lets you throw together units from totally different times and see them duke it out with all sorts of quirky physics. The units don’t move with normal grace – they stumble, fall, and collide like they’re tipsy, adding a layer of chaotic comedy that’s hard to look away from.

Experiment with strategies as you line up your army. Do you spread them out or create one tight formation? Each choice changes the outcome, and since every unit has its own unique abilities, even a small change in placement can flip the battle. You’ll be surprised how much strategy you can get from this hilariously wobbly simulator. The beauty of TABS is the unpredictability – no two battles play out the same, and just when you think you’ve seen it all, the game throws you a curveball with some unexpected interaction between units. Whether it’s skeleton warriors versus flamethrowers or knights against a flying reaper, you’ll keep coming back to see what ridiculous battles you can dream up next.